Thursday, December 09, 2004
Questionnaire: On Dating Ultra Hot Stud, Josh Krebs
***You must score an 80% or more on this quiz in order to date Josh***
(Good Luck)
Name: _________________________
Date Of Birth: __________________ Astrological Sign: __________________
Birthplace: _________________________________
Are you an only child? ________
Would you say you have a good family life? ___________
Are you speaking to both of your parents? ___________
What religion are you? __________________
Are you on any mind medication? ____________
Do you like kids? _________________
Do you own any Ramones or Pixies albums? __________
Are you involved in theatre? _______________
How many shows did you see in the last year? ___________
If your good friend were in a show, would you find time to go see it? ______
Have you read any Palahniuk or Ellis books? ____________
Are you the jealous type? _________________
Do you care more about yourself than others? ______________
Do you consider yourself apathetic? ________
Are you tend to dwell on minor details? _________________
Would it bother you if I have a lot of girl friends? ____________
Are you depressed on a regular basis? ________________
Is your name Megan? ________________
Have you ever stalked an ex? _____________________
Do you have a good sense of humor? ___________
Would you bash a television with a baseball bat, just for fun? _________
Do you like Ketchup? __________
Do you shop at thrift stores? _____________
Do you support your local punk bands? _____________
Have you ever punched someone in the face? __________________
Do you think Christopher Walken should be president? ____________
Do you own a pair of tennis shoes or converse? __________
Do you where them on a regular basis? ____________
Have you ever made your own shirt? _______________
Would you consider seeing ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ and eating out at ‘Steak n Shake’ a good date? _____________
If you went to Boston, would you buy me a Cheers Shirt? ____________
Have you ever been to Mei Mei’s China? ___________
If I took you there to meet my crazy, hippie, anarchist friends, would you enjoy yourself? ________________
Would you crawl through the kid’s tunnels at a children’s museum just for fun? _____________
And finally…
Would you care and respect me for who I am? _____________
Comments-[ comments.]
***You must score an 80% or more on this quiz in order to date Josh***
(Good Luck)
Name: _________________________
Date Of Birth: __________________ Astrological Sign: __________________
Birthplace: _________________________________
Are you an only child? ________
Would you say you have a good family life? ___________
Are you speaking to both of your parents? ___________
What religion are you? __________________
Are you on any mind medication? ____________
Do you like kids? _________________
Do you own any Ramones or Pixies albums? __________
Are you involved in theatre? _______________
How many shows did you see in the last year? ___________
If your good friend were in a show, would you find time to go see it? ______
Have you read any Palahniuk or Ellis books? ____________
Are you the jealous type? _________________
Do you care more about yourself than others? ______________
Do you consider yourself apathetic? ________
Are you tend to dwell on minor details? _________________
Would it bother you if I have a lot of girl friends? ____________
Are you depressed on a regular basis? ________________
Is your name Megan? ________________
Have you ever stalked an ex? _____________________
Do you have a good sense of humor? ___________
Would you bash a television with a baseball bat, just for fun? _________
Do you like Ketchup? __________
Do you shop at thrift stores? _____________
Do you support your local punk bands? _____________
Have you ever punched someone in the face? __________________
Do you think Christopher Walken should be president? ____________
Do you own a pair of tennis shoes or converse? __________
Do you where them on a regular basis? ____________
Have you ever made your own shirt? _______________
Would you consider seeing ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ and eating out at ‘Steak n Shake’ a good date? _____________
If you went to Boston, would you buy me a Cheers Shirt? ____________
Have you ever been to Mei Mei’s China? ___________
If I took you there to meet my crazy, hippie, anarchist friends, would you enjoy yourself? ________________
Would you crawl through the kid’s tunnels at a children’s museum just for fun? _____________
And finally…
Would you care and respect me for who I am? _____________
